jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.

(via wasteawaywithme)
police:
THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me:
not with that attitude
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki’s face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
(Source: milkthelightning, via adciz)